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All I want is for a man to use my butt as his pillow while I sing him 90s usher songs to fall asleep to.

We need more women like this ^

Way more

I hate being sick. I’m so achy and can’t fucking stop coughing. And it snowed. What a dumb day!

Sext: I Ordered Dominos and got the bong ready for us.

(Source: 420drugsandtits, via b-ak3d)


I got 99 lighters but I can’t find one

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